Adult sms for whatsapp 2014

2 Nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya.

Bahar aake 1 boli:Chal ab kapde pehan le, koi pehchan nahi payega..

Qki kisi bhi kamine ne shakal to dekhi nahi hogi..


Girl to Swami- Mujhe Bhavishya dekhna sikhao?

Swami- Kapde utaro aur Ghodi ban jao.

Girl- Tum mujhe chodne wale ho?

Swami- Dekha, Dikhne laga na bhavishya.

Adhyatmic Sex:

SUKH or SANTOSH ke bich me kya faraq hai?

"Jivan me apni pasand se thokne ko mile,

to wo hai SUKH..

Or

Jo mile.. Use thokna pade

Wo hai SANTOSH.

⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔

Police:Tumne apne BF ko Q mara?

Girl:Haramkhor ne bed pe giraya, Bra utari, phir underware utari, phir tang uthai, CONDOM pehna Or fir harami bola APRIL FOOL.