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10 random facts about me

1. I don't like/hate being yelled at
2. I like to carry around a potato in case I have to hurt someone
3. I can sing like Ariana Grande
4. I can play the violin
5. I stink at sports
6. I talk A LOT (sometimes a scare people because I can talk for a long period of time without taking a break to breath)
7. I don't really eat much. But I do eat, so I don't starve. (Like I don't eat break-feast and every now and then lunch. But I eat dinner)
8. I'm protective about my phone and Rufus. (I love Rufus more than my phone)
9. I act like a cat 99% of the time. That's why everyone calls me "cat"
10. I'm 12 1/2, but everyone thinks im like, 14-16 because I look older than I really am.
And there's 10 facts about me. :) <3

Happy Towel Day

it's the International Towel Day today

Happy Towel Day!!!

Sunny's leon and mom funny jokes

Sunny's leon mom: Beti doodh ka glass pee lo
sunny:No mama
mujhe nai peena.
Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi
piyogi to badi kaise hogi?
Sunny: maa apko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,
phir bhi aap badi ho gai hain
Main bhi nahi piyungi
to badi ho jaungi.
Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi
karti,
Agar meri achi beti ho
to doodh pee lo
warna mei tum se khafa
ho jaungi.
sunny: OK mama,.
aap kehti hain toh mein doodh pee leti
hoon . .
Aur is tarah sunny ne doodh pee liya..
Msg end tak kitnay gaur se padha hai ki kab
non veg start hoga..
bus karo darindo
Soch Badlo....
Des Badlo

Latest Urdu Dosti Shayari for whatsapp

Wo dil kya jo dost ke liye dua na kare,

Tujhe bhool kar jiu khuda na kare,

Rahegi teri dosti meri zindagi bankar,

Ye bat aur hai ki zindagi wafa kare na kare,..

Jeeja Sali Non Veg Jokes for whatsapp

Ladki - Swami ji mujhe future dekhna sikhaa do..
.. . . . . Swami - apni Ankhe band krke apna gaal aage karo...
. . . . . Girl - are nahi karungi aap kiss kr loge... . . .
 . Swami - le dikh gaya na future...
 =DD girls shockZ swami ji rockZ
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Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha

Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai

To wo Apne Muh Se Dusre k Muh me 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti ha
orr Iska Koi Ilaaj b nai hai.”

Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye aur Darr Gaye Par

Apne Pappu Ko Pata Tha Ki Teachar pagal bana Raha hai, Kuch Soch k bola.

Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj hai.”

Teachar Hairan Ho Gaya:“ Kya Ilaaj ha.......??

Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do.. Pb

Best Whatsapp Cool Status

01. Life Is Too Short To Start Your Day With Broken Pieces Of Yesterday

02. "The act of concentration is the art of observation…" – Philip 

03. Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.

04. Real friends treat you like family.

05. Being Who You Are

06. TӨ IMPЯΣSS Λ GIЯL FIЯST IMPЯΣSS ΣЯ FЯIΣПDS.

07. When someone else’s happiness is your happiness, that’s love.

08.  The new year will be like the old one if you keep on doing the same old things.

09. Violence and arms can never resolve the problems of men.
 

10. The new year will be like the old one if you keep on doing the same old things.

11. Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best.

12.  Love is not a matter of what happens in life. Its what’s happening in your heart.

13. I don’t know why people are more interested in other people’s life than their own.

14. The more you hide your feelings, the more they show. The more you deny your feelings, the more they grow.

15. I don’t know why people are more interested in other people’s life than their own.

16. Live Like The World Is Yours To Take

17. Being single is not a big deal because sooner or later you will find your true love.

18. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

19. It hurts when someone you really trust lets you down.

20. Not everyone is meant to be in a long term thing. Maybe I should just give up.

Top 20 whatsapp status for mobile

1. Life was hard, why we make it harder?

2. Loving myself heals my life.

3. It's kind of fun to make the impossible !.

4. Life with no expectations. ..only surprises

5. Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it.

6. I ' d rather have honest enemies than fake friends

7. Invisible tears are the hardest to wipe

8. future depends on your dreams,so go to sleep

9. Honesty is the best gift you can give.

10. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

11. I wish people looked like their personalities.
12. I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
13. Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
14. Love Is Polite When Other Person Is Rude
15. Life Is Like A Bitch That You Can’t Slap And If You Do You’re Dead
16. Don’t compare me with anyone…. I am original

17. feelings never die ... they are murdered...

18. the boss is always right

19. Hi there! I'm using condoms.
20. I don't know who I am.

Best Whatsapp Status Quotes 2014

1.     Home Is Where The Heart Is
2.     Taking Incorrect Decision Is Not Wrong, Not Taking Decision Is Wrong...
3.     If Your Friends Don't Make Fun Of You, They're Not Really Your Friends..
4.     Music Is Too Large For Just One Station
5.     Good Boy Is Found Every Corner Of The Earth
6.     I'd Rather Have Honest Enemies Than Fake Friends.
7.     Don't Judge Someone's Life Until You've Felt Their Pain
8.     Alws Wear Cute Pyjamas To Bed You'll Never Know Who You Will Meet In ur Drms
9.     Sometimes, The Wrong Choices Take Us To The Right Places.
10.     This Winter Let Me Be Your summer
11.     Better To Be True And Bad As False And Fine :)
12.     There's Someone In My Head But It's Not Me
13.     Love Is Cute When It's New, But Love Is Most Beautiful When It Lasts.
14.     Scratch Here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ To Reveal My Status 
15.     I Can't See Myself Without You.
16.     My Attitude Is Based On How You Treat Me.
17.     Teachers Call It Cheating, Students Call It Teamwork.
18.     I Wonder If Fat Drug Dealers Sell Diet Coke.
19.     Decided To Burn Lots Of Calories Today So I Set A Fat Kid On Fire.

Whatsapp status and quotes - Best - 30

1.     Don't Ever Let Go What Is Already In The Hands
2.     There Is Nothing Impossible To Him Who Will Try
3.     Your Opinion Is Not Always Right,Keep It To Yourself
4.     Busy Planning For A Miracle
5.     Anyone Who Angers You Conquers You
6.     Hey There I Am Loosing Whatsapp
7.     Live A Life Inspired Everyday
8.     Everyone In You Life Is The Reason You Are Who You Are Today.
9.     In The End The Only Person You Can Count On, Is Yourself
10.     Lies Don't Be Right
11.     All In All You're Just Another Brick In The Wall
12.     They Opposite Of Faith Is Not Doubt, But Certainty.
13.     We Will Either Find A Way, Or Make One
14.     We Will Either Find A Way, Or Make One
15.     Shut Your Eyes And See
16.     Knowledge Speaks, But Wisdom Listens
17.     Once We Accept Our Limits, We Go Beyond Them.
18.     I Am The Eye In The Sky. Looking At You
19.     Nothing Last Forever.
20.     Wisdom Begins In Wonder
21.     If I Have Wings Why M I Always Walking...
22.     Brains Are Awesome, I Wish Everyone Had One
23.     I'm Not Sad, I'm Just Disapointed
24.     Memories Cause Love And Love Kills
25.     The Heart That Loves Is Always Young
26.     The Only People Who Never Fail Are Those Who Never Try
27.     I Know You Look On My Status
28.     Life's Is A Mountain Dont Beach
29.     When Words Fail....Music Speaks.
30.     Time U Can't Keep It, But U Can Spend It

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cool whatsapp status updates

1.     Do More Of What Makes You Happy
2.     Be A Rainbow In Someone's Cloud
3.     Life Is A Game Play It!!
4.     I Wanna Be A Successful Man But Don't Know What Life Wants Me
5.     Take Time, Take The Chance, It Will Rarely Happen Again.
6.     Without Faith, Hope Bears No Fruit
7.     Make Environment Friendly, Remove Plastic Smiles
8.     If You Care About Something, You Have To Protect It.
9.     Never Let A Bad Day Make You Feel Like You Have A Bad Life....
10.     Its Better To Alone Than To Be With Loosers...
11.     Fake Smiles On The Outside, Real Tears On The Inside.
12.     My Princess, I Reallly Love You In My Life.
13.     You Are Stronger Than You Think You Are
14.     Well Done Is Better Than Well Said
15.     When You Confront A Problem You Begin To Solve It
16.     One The Time Will Say Wat Your Now Let Money Talk
17.     Anything's Possible If You've Got Enough Nerve.
18.     People Are Strange When You're A Stranger
19.     Tap And To Unblock And To Send Message...
20.     Life Is Death-Buffering!

20 Awesome Whatsapp Status

1.     I Don't Care Because You Not Fair
2.     When You Know Better You Do Better
3.     Like A Rolling Stone
4.     Learn From The Past And Make The Future Better
5.     The Speed Of The Leader Is The Speed Of The Gang
6.     Mind You Nothing Is Good Or Bad, But Thinking Makes It So
7.     Being Someone's First Love Is Great, But Being Someone's Last Love Is Amazing.
8.     Three Words, Eight Letters, All For One Person, I Love You!
9.     Without Faith, Hope Bears No Fruit.
10.     Live♀,Laugh☺,Love♥
11.     He Who Hesitates Is A Damned Fool.
12.     Love Is A Beautiful Thing Only When It Is Received!!
13.     Just Put Me For A Strenght
14.     We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
15.     Great Acts Are Made Up Of Small Deeds
16.     Last Seen Today At 5.46am
17.     While The Heart Beats, Love Lingers.
18.     Stay With Me When The Lights Go Down
19.     Wealth Is The Ability To Fully Experience Life
20.     Always Trying To Succeed.

20 WhatsApp Status latest update 2014-2015

1.     God Sees Truth But Wait
2.     Its So Hard To Walk Away
3.     When You Value Yourself, People Will Too.
4.     We Were Born To Succeed, Not To Fail.
5.     It's Not Easy To Win My Girl's Heart!
6.     Be Careful As I Draw You I Can Delete You
7.     What Am I Supposed To Type Here?
8.     Pursue Meaningful Adventures
9.     Try To Be Like Me And You Are Half Dead!
10.     A Life Without Love Is Like A Year Without Summer.
11.     Life Is Best So Enjoy
12.     Where There Is a Will There Is A Way
13.     Always Give Your Best In Love....
14.     The Past Beats Inside Me Like A Second Heart.
15.     The Main Thing Is To Keep The Main Thing The Main Thing
16.     Born 2 Impress
17.     Once A Rose Twice An Angle But Always A Queen
18.     Learn From Past And Makes Future Better
19.     Love Is Blind But Beautiful
20.     People Are Strange When You're A Stranger

10 WhatsApp Best Status Ever 2014

1.      Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. Pull Me Closer And Whisper, 'I Love You,'
2.      Time, You Can't Keep It, But You Can Spend It.
3.     Friends Are The Jewels Of Life!
4.     Don't Choose. Accept Life As It Is In Its Totality.
5.     It's Kind Of Fun To Do The Impossible
6.     Try, Try And Try If You Don’t Success Then Cheat...
7.     Expectation Brings Tears In Your Life
8.     Imagination Is More Powerful Than Knowledge
9.     Don't Work For An Applause, But Work For A Cause
10.     Good With The Knife, Bad With The Wife

15 Best whatsapp Wedding Jokes

1. Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. - Jean Kerr 

2. I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli 

3. The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him. - Cher 

4. A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted. - Helen Rowland 

5. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie 

6. Marriage is a sort of friendship recognised by the police. 

7 rriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx

8. Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. - Samuel Johnson 

9. It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost 

10. Marriage is popular because it combines the maximim of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. - George Bernard Shaw 

11. Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw in his job and go to work in the brewery. - George Nathan 

12. All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart. - Ogden Nash 

13. A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'. 

14. Nothing makes a good wife like a good husband. 

15. I wasn't sure if you wanted them all humorous or not, so I have added this link for some more serious quotes. 

whatsapp santa banta adult jokes 2014-2015

Santa with hisGirlfriend  Adult whatsapp jokes

Viagra ki 5 goli khakar 2 ghante tak girlfriend ke saath karne ke baad...

Santa bola: "Ab tum 3 ghante mujhe dekh nahi paogi"

GF: "Kyun? Kahin ja rahe ho kya?"

Santa: "Nahi janu, Ab palat jao"..

Husband wife sex adult sexy sms

Husband apne sasural me biwi se: aaj sex ho jaye..
Biwi: Nahi hum papa ke ghar hai..

Hus:To kya mere BAAP ka ghar Randikhana hai jo roz taiyar ho jati hai...!

Baba ji aur Bhakt adult whatsapp jokes

BABA JI: beta apne se badi nari ko ma,barabar wali ko bahan or choti ko beti mana karo.

BHAKT:to baba ye lund aap hi rakh lo Jadi Buti kootne ke kam ayega
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builder in suhagrat adults jokes

Suhag raat mein.
BUILDER: Tere hoth Duplex jaise hain, figure Landscape Garden ki tarah hai.
WIFE: Ab Bhumi-Pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulaun.

Sardar and Sex medcine seller whatsapp jokes in hindi

Baba Sex ki Goli Bech Raha Tha
1 Goli Lega 1 Feet Lamba
2 Goli Lega 2 Feet Lamba
SARDAR
Baba 10 Goli Lu To?

BABA
madarchod Ladki Chodega Ya Borewell khodega

Marwadi and her wife adult whatsapp jokes on condom

Marwadi ki wife sex karte hue: Sunoji, Is condom se muze 15vi bar kar rahe ho,Ab bas bhi karo..
Marwadi: Bawri ho gai hai ke
Iski expiry date march 2014 hai ! .....

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Sardar and lady clerk non-veg jokes

Sardar ne railway reservation form me Ling ke samne likha - 8 inch.
Lady clerk - ye kya hae? kato ise
Sardar: kitna?
Lady: pura
Sardar - Maa chudao, Bus se chala jaunga

Aasharam and journalist double meaning jokes

A journalist to Osho :
Do U know what all men & women R Doing in Ur Ashram?
Asharam: Mere ko kya?
Journalist: Lekin ye to Aapka Ashram hai.
Ashram:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya.

Santa and lady double meaning jokes

A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in office, "Am I looking young in this new outfit?"
Santa: Take this also off, you'll look like a new-born!

Sunny Leone Whatsapp Adult Jokes Collection 2014

Sunny Leone in KBC ! 
Amitabh : Aap ke nipple ka colour kaunsa hai ?
A-Black 

B-Dark Brown
C-Light Brown
D-Pink

Sunny Leone : I'll go for audience poll ! 

Adult hindi Sms joke- two women 

1 aurat 2nd aurat se- kya tum sex karte waqt apne pati se baat karti ho?
She replied- agar unka phone aata hai to kar leti hun..
"aakhir pati hai wo mere..

Lady Teacher and naughty student Adult Hindi jokes

Lady Tcher - Bachho, batao Samosa aur kachori, me kya fark hai ?
Ek Saitan Baccha bola - Madam, Bra pehenogi to Samosa dikhega,
Nahi pehenogi to kachori....!!
new stock
U will love it

Sexy joke Santa get in jail for answering question

Santa ne 1st year ka exam diya aur usko jail ho gayi.
Kyun?
Paper mein sawaal tha ki:- Nehruji kab paida huve?
Santa ne jawaab likha:- Jab unki maa chudi.

Hindi Non Veg Jokes for girls

Most Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection

SANTA NE EXAM PAPER PR POTTY KRKE TEACHER KE HAATH M THAMA DI.

TEACHER- CHII..YE KYA H ?

SANTA- SIR AAPNE HI TO KAHA THA KI JO PEHLE AA RHA H VO KRDO .. P

Most Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection

Biwi Ke Kuch Dino Se Mayake Mein Hone Ki Wajah Se Santa Ko Badi Tharki Chadi Hui Thi.

To Tang Aake Kothe Pe Gaya.

Waha Dalal Ne Sabhi Cgs Ke Nam Car Ke Namo Pe Rakhe Hue The.

Dalal: “Kon Si Chahiye”

“Honda Civic Rs 10000, Ford Figo Rs 8000, Hundai i10 Rs 6000, Maruti Alto Rs 4000, Tata Nano Rs 500.”

Santa Ne Kaam Hi Chalana Tha To Paise Bachane Ke Liye Bola

Santa: “Nano Hi Laa Do”

Dalal Thodi Der Baad Ek Hijde Ko Lekar Aa Gaya

Ye Dekhte Hi Santa Gusse Se Laal Peela Hote Hue Bola.

Santa: “Abe Sale Ye Kya Hai?”

Dalal Muskurate Hue: “Sir Nano Ka Engine Pichhe Hota Hai“

Most Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection

Aasman me kaali ghata chhayi hai,
Aaj fir Biwi ne 2 baatein sunayi hai,
Dil to krta hai sudhar jaun magar,
Bajuwali aaj fir bhig k aayi hai..

HAPPY MONSOON..

Most Fnunyd Hini Non Veg Jokes Collection

Nind Nahi Aati Raat Ko,

Chain Nahi Aata Din Ko,

Maine Pucha Bhagwan Se Kya Yahi Pyar Hai?

Bhagwan Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya: “Nahi Re Paagal, Delhi Ki Garmi Se Sabka Yahi Haal Hai“

Whatsapp Hindi Love Shayari 2014-2015

Aapki Aankhen Uchi Hui To Dua Ban Gai
Neechi Hui To Haya Ban Gai
Jo Jhuk Kar Uthi To Khata Ban Gai
Aur Uth Kar Jhuki To Ada Ban Gai…

Manjil Insaal Ke Hausle Ajmati Hai..
Sapnon Ke Parde Ankhon Se Hatati Hai
Kisi Bhi Baat Se Himmat Na Harna…
Dhokar he Insaan Ko Chalna Sikhati Hai..!!

Apni hathoon ki lakiro me basa le mujhko
hoon tera naseeb toh apna le mujhko
Hoon kaanta toh chal daman bacha ke mujhse
hoon phool toh apni zulfon me saja le mujhko

Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai,
Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili,
Jinhe nazar jhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai…

Koi kehta hai mohobat zehar hoti hai,
koi kehta hai mohobat kehar hoti hai,
hum kehte hain jo tadapti rahi sada kinare k liye,
mohabat ek aisi lehar hoti hai..

Ishq Wahi Hai Jo Ho Ek Tarfa,
Izhaar-e-Ishq To Khwahish Ban Jaati Hai,
Hai Agar Ishq To Aankho Me Dekho,
Zuban Kholne Se Ye Numaish Ban Jaati Hai…

Whatsapp hindi love shayari 2014

Kiya hai pyar aap se,
chaahe duniya ruth jaye hamse,
chalti hai hamari sanse tumse,
ruk jayegi dhadkan durr na jana hamse…

Chhod haseen chehre ki khwahish ae dost tu mera dil sambhal le,
Kya pataa kal tere haseen chehre par aansu ho aur ye dil bhi tera nahi.

Jawani ko zindagi ki nikhar kehte hain,
patjhad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
ajeeb chalan hai duniya ka yaaro,
ek dhoka hai jise hum sab “Pyaar” kehte hain…

Na main tumhe khona chahta hu
na teri yaad me rona chahta hu
jab tak zindagi hai main hamesa tumhare sath rahunga
bas yahi baat tumse kehna chahta hu…

Jo tu rooth jaye, tujhe manaane ko jee karta hai
Jo tu door jaye, tujhe paas bulane ko jee karta hai
Jo tu mil jaye, tujhe gale lagane ko jee karta hai
Jo mil jaye hamari nazre tab teri baaho me aane ko jee karta hai

Whatsapp Adult English Jokes 2014

Two old ex-service men were boasting about their past
conquests.
“When I was in the army, I had hundreds of girls, wherever I
was stationed. We soldiers were real men.”
“Rubbish,” replied the Admiral. “I bet I slept with far more
women than you. Girls like sailors.”
“Okay, okay, when did you last sleep with a woman?”
demanded the soldier.
“About 1958,” replied the Admiral. 
“You see! You call that being a ladies’ man?”, said the soldier.
The Admiral looked at his watch and said scornfully, “Well,
it’s only 22.10 now.”

Sexy Non Veg Whatsapp jokes Message By Baba Sexy Das 2014

Jab Se India Mein"whatsapp"A -aya
hai.
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.
Bohat sari Changes Hui hai.
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1. Sadko Pe Jahgda Bandh, Ab Pages
Pe Gali Galonch Hotihai.
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2. Couples Garden Chorrh k whatsapp
chat Mein Milte hai.. And Smiles
KisSes Replaced by Emotions..
Muwaahhh
Ha ha he..
Rofl
Lolz Lmao
etc !
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3. Ab Politcals Social Issueswhatsapp
 Pe Aa gaye ...
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4. Ladke Ab Nukkadh Pe Nahi,
Pages Pe Ladkiyan Chedte hai ...
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JAI HO FACEBOOk Padhega India,
Tab He Toh Badhega India