Sardar and lady clerk non-veg jokes
Sardar ne railway reservation form me Ling ke samne likha - 8 inch.
Lady clerk - ye kya hae? kato ise
Sardar: kitna?
Lady: pura
Sardar - Maa chudao, Bus se chala jaunga
Lady clerk - ye kya hae? kato ise
Sardar: kitna?
Lady: pura
Sardar - Maa chudao, Bus se chala jaunga
Aasharam and journalist double meaning jokes
A journalist to Osho :
Do U know what all men & women R Doing in Ur Ashram?
Asharam: Mere ko kya?
Journalist: Lekin ye to Aapka Ashram hai.
Ashram:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya.
Do U know what all men & women R Doing in Ur Ashram?
Asharam: Mere ko kya?
Journalist: Lekin ye to Aapka Ashram hai.
Ashram:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya.
Santa and lady double meaning jokes
A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in office, "Am I looking young in this new outfit?"
Santa: Take this also off, you'll look like a new-born!
Santa: Take this also off, you'll look like a new-born!
