Top whatsapp adult sms jokes

Adhyatmic Sex:

SUKH or SANTOSH ke bich me kya faraq hai?

"Jivan me apni pasand se thokne ko mile,

to wo hai SUKH..

Or

Jo mile.. Use thokna pade

Wo hai SANTOSH.
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Police:Tumne apne BF ko Q mara?

Girl:Haramkhor ne bed pe giraya, Bra utari, phir underware utari, phir tang uthai, CONDOM pehna Or fir harami bola APRIL FOOL.
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I found guidance, friendship, discipline
And love everything in one person..

And that person is you (the teacher).

Happy Teacher’s Day..