Sunday, May 25, 2014

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Jokes On Panditji ka Dhoti Fati

Panditji fati dhoti me mandir me matha tekne ko jhuke toh ek aurat ne uski g-and daan patra samajh 1 Rupya dal diya.

Pandit bola: thoda age hath karke ab GHANTI bhi Baja do!

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Jokes On 3 Rupe Ka Anda Dena

Baccha Dukandar Se
3 Rupe Ka Anda Dena
Dukandar
Ye Lo Anda
Baccha
Itna Sa Anda?
Dukandar
3 Rupe May Kya Murgi Ki c-hoot Phare Ga?

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Jokes On bahu ki panty hai!

Kapde sukte dekh Sasur: ye kala kapda kiska hai.
Saas: bahu ki panty hai!
Sasur: kabhi pehne nahi dekha isliye pucha. 

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Jokes On Sardarni

Sardar apni bivee ko c-hod raha tha, itne mein usko dost aata hai aur darwaze ki ghanti bajata hai, sardar poore paanch minute baad darwaza kholta hai

Dost : Badi der laga di
Sardarni : Chattni kut rahe the
Dost : Bhabhi mere ko chatni chata deyo
Sardarni : Mai kunda toh dho aayee, sote pe laggi hai woh Chat layo

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Jokes On ek chor ladki pakdi gayi

ek chor ladki pakdi gayi
Constable wahan pahuncha aur bola teri statement leni hai, woh usko doosre kamre mein le gaya aur c-hod diya
Thodi time baad Hawaldar aaya bola teri statement leni hai, woh bhi uss ladki ko ek kamre may leke c-hod diya.
Phir Inspector aaya, woh bhi bola teri statment leni hai
Ladki boli Saab ji, statement to sujji padi hai, kal le lena


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Jokes On Bus

Ek Mahila apni beti ke saath Bus mein kahin jaa rahi thi
Conductor: Kitni Phadun
Mahila : Meri beti ki aadhi aur meri poori.

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