Ek Aadmi GUARD Se: Mein CM ke bahut CLOSE hoon muje andar jane de.................. Guard: Sir, Gotiya bhi L**D ke bahut CLOSE hoti hain, par andar jaati hai kya ?!?!?!
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Ek train main daku ghuss aaye or puri train ko loot liya ............ Beti: daddy maine apni ring ko pussy chupa diya ...................... Daddy: Very Good .. Agar ye apne ammi ko bata datein to humara SuitCase bhi bach jata.....
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SAAS apni BAHU se : " Mujhe bas 1 pyara sa pota chahiye " ....................................................................... BAHU ( ekdum bhadak kar ) : " Bas...........................sirf 1 hi ??? ............................................. aapka beta toh mujhe roz aise ch0*ta hai jaise 14th november ki baal diwas ki raaly meri hi ch*t se niklegi " !!!!!!
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Mummy ko beti ke room se Condom mila ..................................... MUMMY : " Kamini, yeh kiske paas muh kaala karvaya hai tune ?? " BETI : " Toh aap kya chahti hain ki main iss umar mein MAA ban jaun " !!!!
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Ek train main daku ghuss aaye or puri train ko loot liya ............ Beti: daddy maine apni ring ko pussy chupa diya ...................... Daddy: Very Good .. Agar ye apne ammi ko bata datein to humara SuitCase bhi bach jata.....
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SAAS apni BAHU se : " Mujhe bas 1 pyara sa pota chahiye " ....................................................................... BAHU ( ekdum bhadak kar ) : " Bas...........................sirf 1 hi ??? ............................................. aapka beta toh mujhe roz aise ch0*ta hai jaise 14th november ki baal diwas ki raaly meri hi ch*t se niklegi " !!!!!!
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Mummy ko beti ke room se Condom mila ..................................... MUMMY : " Kamini, yeh kiske paas muh kaala karvaya hai tune ?? " BETI : " Toh aap kya chahti hain ki main iss umar mein MAA ban jaun " !!!!
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