Q: What do you call lesbian twins?
A: Lick-a-likes.
Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the shit out of their dogs!
Q: How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period?
A: She could taste the blood on her son’s dick!
Q: Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?
A: He could read lips!
Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A: Doughnuts.
Q: Why do African Americans only have nightmares?
A: Because a redneck shot the only one with a dream!
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.
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