Adult SMS Jokes On Whatsapp 2014

Girl: Mai kisi aur se shaadi

Girl: Mai kisi aur se shaadi kar rahi hu,

Mujhe bhul jao..

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Boy: “Na tere aane ki kushi,

Aur na tere jaane ka gham,

Dusri patayenge tu ja behen,

aaj se tera kissa khatam..”

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Ek aam aadmi ne murgi pakdi

Ek aam aadmi ne murgi pakdi…

Ghar aaya to dekha

No gas

No aata

No bijli

No oil

Aadmi wapas murgi ko chhor ke aaya

Murgi puri raat chillai..

Congress party zindabad.. 

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