Sunday, May 25, 2014

Hindi Non Veg Jokes for girls

Most Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection

SANTA NE EXAM PAPER PR POTTY KRKE TEACHER KE HAATH M THAMA DI.

TEACHER- CHII..YE KYA H ?

SANTA- SIR AAPNE HI TO KAHA THA KI JO PEHLE AA RHA H VO KRDO .. P

Most Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection

Biwi Ke Kuch Dino Se Mayake Mein Hone Ki Wajah Se Santa Ko Badi Tharki Chadi Hui Thi.

To Tang Aake Kothe Pe Gaya.

Waha Dalal Ne Sabhi Cgs Ke Nam Car Ke Namo Pe Rakhe Hue The.

Dalal: “Kon Si Chahiye”

“Honda Civic Rs 10000, Ford Figo Rs 8000, Hundai i10 Rs 6000, Maruti Alto Rs 4000, Tata Nano Rs 500.”

Santa Ne Kaam Hi Chalana Tha To Paise Bachane Ke Liye Bola

Santa: “Nano Hi Laa Do”

Dalal Thodi Der Baad Ek Hijde Ko Lekar Aa Gaya

Ye Dekhte Hi Santa Gusse Se Laal Peela Hote Hue Bola.

Santa: “Abe Sale Ye Kya Hai?”

Dalal Muskurate Hue: “Sir Nano Ka Engine Pichhe Hota Hai“


Most Funny Hindi Non Veg Jokes Collection

Aasman me kaali ghata chhayi hai,
Aaj fir Biwi ne 2 baatein sunayi hai,
Dil to krta hai sudhar jaun magar,
Bajuwali aaj fir bhig k aayi hai..

HAPPY MONSOON..


Most Fnunyd Hini Non Veg Jokes Collection

Nind Nahi Aati Raat Ko,

Chain Nahi Aata Din Ko,

Maine Pucha Bhagwan Se Kya Yahi Pyar Hai?

Bhagwan Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya: “Nahi Re Paagal, Delhi Ki Garmi Se Sabka Yahi Haal Hai“

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