Jeeja Sali Non Veg Jokes for whatsapp

Ladki - Swami ji mujhe future dekhna sikhaa do..
.. . . . . Swami - apni Ankhe band krke apna gaal aage karo...
. . . . . Girl - are nahi karungi aap kiss kr loge... . . .
 . Swami - le dikh gaya na future...
 =DD girls shockZ swami ji rockZ
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Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha

Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai

To wo Apne Muh Se Dusre k Muh me 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti ha
orr Iska Koi Ilaaj b nai hai.”

Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye aur Darr Gaye Par

Apne Pappu Ko Pata Tha Ki Teachar pagal bana Raha hai, Kuch Soch k bola.

Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj hai.”

Teachar Hairan Ho Gaya:“ Kya Ilaaj ha.......??

Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do.. Pb