Hindi Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes Status Message

Funny Non Veg Jokes

 Hay Re In Taxes Ne Maar Diya
Pranav Mukharji (Finance Minister) Ne Ek Bar Callgirl Se Pucha.
Mukharji: “Kitna Leti Ho?”
Callgirl: “Aage Ka 200 Aur Peche Ka 220”
Mukharji Hairani Se: “Areey Piche Ka 220 Kyu?”
Callgirl: “10% Turnover Tax“

Non Veg Jokes On Toothpaste

Toothpaste Ki Advt. Me Teeth Dikhaten hain,
Skin Cream ki Advt. Me Skin Dikhaten hain,
Hair Oil Ki Advt. Me Hair Dikhatne hain, But..
Carefree or Whisper ki Advt. Me Kuchh Bhi Nahi Dikhaten...
!!!Jaago Grahak Jaago !!!

Best Jokes;

 Hathon Ke Bhoot Honto Se Nahi Mante
Suhagrat Ko Pati Ka Khada Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Patni Ne Usko Muh Mein Le Liya Aur Koshish Ki Par Fir Bhi Baat Nahi Bani.
Husband Ko Ye Dekhar Gusa Aaya Aur Bola: “Durr Hatt Ja, Haatho Ke Bhoot Honto Se Nahi Maante“ 

College Girls funny hindi jokes on whatsapp

College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi
Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”
Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”
Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi,
Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“