Sunday, May 25, 2014

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Santa with hisGirlfriend  Adult whatsapp jokes

Viagra ki 5 goli khakar 2 ghante tak girlfriend ke saath karne ke baad...

Santa bola: "Ab tum 3 ghante mujhe dekh nahi paogi"

GF: "Kyun? Kahin ja rahe ho kya?"

Santa: "Nahi janu, Ab palat jao"..

Husband wife sex adult sexy sms

Husband apne sasural me biwi se: aaj sex ho jaye..
Biwi: Nahi hum papa ke ghar hai..

Hus:To kya mere BAAP ka ghar Randikhana hai jo roz taiyar ho jati hai...!

Baba ji aur Bhakt adult whatsapp jokes

BABA JI: beta apne se badi nari ko ma,barabar wali ko bahan or choti ko beti mana karo.

BHAKT:to baba ye lund aap hi rakh lo Jadi Buti kootne ke kam ayega
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builder in suhagrat adults jokes

Suhag raat mein.
BUILDER: Tere hoth Duplex jaise hain, figure Landscape Garden ki tarah hai.
WIFE: Ab Bhumi-Pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulaun.

Sardar and Sex medcine seller whatsapp jokes in hindi

Baba Sex ki Goli Bech Raha Tha
1 Goli Lega 1 Feet Lamba
2 Goli Lega 2 Feet Lamba
SARDAR
Baba 10 Goli Lu To?

BABA
madarchod Ladki Chodega Ya Borewell khodega

Marwadi and her wife adult whatsapp jokes on condom

Marwadi ki wife sex karte hue: Sunoji, Is condom se muze 15vi bar kar rahe ho,Ab bas bhi karo..
Marwadi: Bawri ho gai hai ke
Iski expiry date march 2014 hai ! .....

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