Showing posts with label #whatsappadult. Show all posts
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Sunday, May 25, 2014

WhatsApp Hindi Non Veg Jokes 2014

Non Veg Jokes For WhatsApp

Jokes On A Bus Conductor And A Lady.

Conductor : baccha ko ticket ?
Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.
Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai.
To uke bhi free me bitha lu

Jokes On Whatsapp.

 Non Veg Jokes On A Monky In the Tree.

A Monkey Was Watching A Human Couple Under Tree Doing Love.
And Was Thinking,
What A Magic!
The Banana Never Ends,
After So Many Bites.

WhatsApp Sardarji KA jokes

Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asked driver,
ye bus teri ma lagti hai ?Nahi.
Behan lagti? Nahi… biwi ? nahi. Tho sala chadne kyu nahi deta 

Whatsapp Message Jokes

Jokes On Girls Hostel- meena hai kya

Girl hostel me phone aaya- meena hai kya ?
Warden ne pucha-piche kya lagati hai ?
Jawab aaya-ab tho pata nahi pehle sarson ka tel lagati thi

Whatsapp sms Jokes

Jokes On Pappu

 Beta : Papa is paheli ka jawab do

'Masal Masal k khara kiya aur Thook laga k Ghusair Diya..

Papa: Chup Battamiz...

Beta: 'SUI DHAGA'

Ap to Chudaai samjhe honge?? Gande Papa..

Top whatsapp adult sms jokes

Adhyatmic Sex:

SUKH or SANTOSH ke bich me kya faraq hai?

"Jivan me apni pasand se thokne ko mile,

to wo hai SUKH..

Or

Jo mile.. Use thokna pade

Wo hai SANTOSH.
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Police:Tumne apne BF ko Q mara?

Girl:Haramkhor ne bed pe giraya, Bra utari, phir underware utari, phir tang uthai, CONDOM pehna Or fir harami bola APRIL FOOL.
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I found guidance, friendship, discipline
And love everything in one person..

And that person is you (the teacher).

Happy Teacher’s Day..