Funny Jokes For Whatsapp 2014-2015

Whatsapp Hindi Jokes

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, sweet or jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.

Boy Vs Girl Hindi Jokes

Boy ne Girl ko propose kiya to girl gussa ho gaye aur boli .

Girl :- Apni shakl dekhi hai ?

Boy :- Ha dekhi hai, tabhi to tere pass aaya hoon varna katrina kaif ke pass nahi jata.

WhatsApp Hindi Non Veg Jokes 2014

Non Veg Jokes For WhatsApp

Jokes On A Bus Conductor And A Lady.

Conductor : baccha ko ticket ?
Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.
Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai.
To uke bhi free me bitha lu

Jokes On Whatsapp.

 Non Veg Jokes On A Monky In the Tree.

A Monkey Was Watching A Human Couple Under Tree Doing Love.
And Was Thinking,
What A Magic!
The Banana Never Ends,
After So Many Bites.

WhatsApp Sardarji KA jokes

Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asked driver,
ye bus teri ma lagti hai ?Nahi.
Behan lagti? Nahi… biwi ? nahi. Tho sala chadne kyu nahi deta 

Whatsapp Message Jokes

Jokes On Girls Hostel- meena hai kya

Girl hostel me phone aaya- meena hai kya ?
Warden ne pucha-piche kya lagati hai ?
Jawab aaya-ab tho pata nahi pehle sarson ka tel lagati thi

Whatsapp sms Jokes

Jokes On Pappu

 Beta : Papa is paheli ka jawab do

'Masal Masal k khara kiya aur Thook laga k Ghusair Diya..

Papa: Chup Battamiz...

Beta: 'SUI DHAGA'

Ap to Chudaai samjhe honge?? Gande Papa..

WhatsApp Hindi Non Veg Jokes For Your Girlfriend

Husband Biwi Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes

Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz
Taiyar ho jati hai.

Whatsapp Jokes

Women’s life is very hard – morning – wash clothes,
Noon – dry clothes,
Evening- iron clothes,
Night – open clothes,
Late night-search clothes..

Last One Very Very Dirty Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes

Ek Larki bina Sex kiye Sardar se Paise le kar Bhaag gyee..

Sardar ne Akhbar mai Add dia,

Ek larki

Qad 5ft

Rang Gora

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