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Sunday, May 25, 2014

Funny Jokes For Whatsapp 2014-2015

Whatsapp Hindi Jokes


Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, sweet or jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.


Boy Vs Girl Hindi Jokes


Boy ne Girl ko propose kiya to girl gussa ho gaye aur boli .

Girl :- Apni shakl dekhi hai ?

Boy :- Ha dekhi hai, tabhi to tere pass aaya hoon varna katrina kaif ke pass nahi jata.

WhatsApp Hindi Non Veg Jokes For Your Girlfriend

Husband Biwi Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes

Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz
Taiyar ho jati hai.

Whatsapp Jokes

Women’s life is very hard – morning – wash clothes,
Noon – dry clothes,
Evening- iron clothes,
Night – open clothes,
Late night-search clothes..

Last One Very Very Dirty Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes

Ek Larki bina Sex kiye Sardar se Paise le kar Bhaag gyee..

Sardar ne Akhbar mai Add dia,

Ek larki

Qad 5ft

Rang Gora

Naam, POOJA

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