Showing posts with label whatsapp adult sms 2014. Show all posts
Showing posts with label whatsapp adult sms 2014. Show all posts

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Adult Non Veg whatsapp messages & Jokes 2014-2015

Neta Gaon Ke Ek Ghar Me Jakar, Ek Aurat Se Bola:- Ab Hum Aa Gaye Hain Ab VIKAAS Hoga.. Aurat: Pichhli Bar Bhi Tumne Yehi Kaha Tha... Per MUNNI Hui Thi..!!


Gal: ystrday I came to ur house wid a rakhi y dint u let me tie it? Boy : ajeeb zabrdasti hai Tomrw if I'll come to ur house with a condom wil u hv sex wid me?


Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena. Shopkeeper: White hi kyun? Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.


Bra to support boobs is understandable But What r panties for? Bcoz The Municipal Law states that all man-holes must be covered, when not in use !


Condoms are like parents... they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.....