Saturday, June 7, 2014

Adult Non Veg whatsapp messages & Jokes 2014-2015

Neta Gaon Ke Ek Ghar Me Jakar, Ek Aurat Se Bola:- Ab Hum Aa Gaye Hain Ab VIKAAS Hoga.. Aurat: Pichhli Bar Bhi Tumne Yehi Kaha Tha... Per MUNNI Hui Thi..!!


Gal: ystrday I came to ur house wid a rakhi y dint u let me tie it? Boy : ajeeb zabrdasti hai Tomrw if I'll come to ur house with a condom wil u hv sex wid me?


Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena. Shopkeeper: White hi kyun? Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.


Bra to support boobs is understandable But What r panties for? Bcoz The Municipal Law states that all man-holes must be covered, when not in use !


Condoms are like parents... they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.....

No comments: