Sensual sexy non-veg adult sexy sms messages

Apni lover se 1st Date me agar apko TOILET jana ho to kya kahoge.
1 GEHRE dost se HATH MILANE ja raha hu jisse apki "MULAKAAT" jald hi karwaunga.

Santa- 90% premi is liye sex nahi kar paate kyonki jagah nahi milti
Banta-Sahi kaha. Mujhe bhi nahi mili. Phir Ladki ne khud pakad ke daala.

Ek Educated Aadmi Ki Shadi Anpad Aurat Se Ho Gayi.
Subha Husband Ne Poocha: Humara Environment Pasand Aaya?
Wife: Haan G, Bas Thoda Sa Mota Tha..
LoLz!!

Jhuke Lund k bhi Sapne hote hai, Choot milne k bhi Nagme hote hai.
Agar na Khada ho Aapka Suhaagraat Pe, To Hume Yaad karna Q ki
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APNE TO APNE HOTE HAI
B-)

Santa ki Shadi Nahi ho Rahi Thi. Usne baat Felai ki Uske 2 Lund Hain. Ladki Fansi.
Suhaag Raat Jab EK Hi Dikha to Santa Bola: 1 Lund Padosi Sahab ko Diya Hai.
Santa ko kuch dino ke liye Bahar Jaana Pada. Jab Lota to Biwi Gusse se Boli: Khud Chhota Rakh kar Padosi Sahab ko Itna Bada Q De Diya..??

1 Condctr Di Kudi GASTHI Ban Gai Te Usne Kamre Andar Eh Board Likh Ke Tang Dita
1.Fudi Mang K Lavo G
2.Muftkhoro Fudian Te Reham Karo
3.Adhe Paise Den Wale Nu FUDDI nai milegi
4.Pehle 1,2,3 min upar chadna mana hai
5.Vaj rahi fudi vicho Lun bahar na kado
6.Chupe lawaun wala apne Lun da aap jimewar hovega.

Aunty ne sex ke baad Ladke se puchha: Tune condom q nahi lgaya?
Young boy: O aunty packet Per likha tha Do not use if the seal is already broken. :-D

Girl 2 Dr: Last tym apne mera abortion kiya aur aap blade andar bhul gaye!
*Mere 10 dost namard ho gaye,
*8 ki zuban kat gayi,
*19 ungliyon se hath dho baithe.

Jab gf ho out of control pent ko tu apni khol Choom k tu uska hole dalde tu apna pole. Lund ghusa, ball daba, gaand maar k bol DARLING AAL IZZ WELL. :-D