Saturday, June 7, 2014

Latest Adult Non Veg SMS messages & Jokes 2014

After a Certain Age, Men & Women Become like Christmas Trees . . The BALLS & BELLS are only for DECORATION . . . Enjoy your age before its too late..


Dad: Ek zamaana tha jab mein 10 Rs mein Doodh pee ke aata tha. Son: Woh zamaane gaye daddy. Aajkal toh 10 rs mein koi dikhati bhi nahi hai


Hum gaye use manane k liye.. Wo khafa achi lagi,to humne khafa rehne diya. MEANING: Is sher me shayar apni mehbooba se indirectly keh rha hai... "MAA CHUDA"

Teacher: Samasya aur Chunauti kya h? Studnt: 1bistar,Teen ladke, ek ladki ye h samasya ek bistar,teen ladkiya, ek ladka ye hai chunauti

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