Burial worker: "Your husband's coffin isn't closing due to his erect penis..Wife:"Cut it & put in his Ass, Because thats the only hole in town he missed..
Har panty me ek raaz hota hai,
har bra ko utarne ka ek andaz hota hai,
jab tak maza na mile kele ka,
har ladki ko apni mosambi par naaz hota hai..
Suhagrat-Sunil apni wife ko sirf kiss kar k so gaya.
Subah ma boli bahu mandir jane se pehle nahalo.
Bahu gusse me:ji sirf brush kar leti hu baki sab fresh hai.
Santa ne underwear dho k padosan ki salwar k pas sukhne dal diya,aur awaz di bhabhi jab tum salwar utarogi mujhe awaz de dena.mai bhi underwear utaar lunga.!!
Doctor:How can u say that ur girlfriend has 2 holes in her ass?
Santa:whenever I & banta go 2 party with her,people say here comes d sexy Jenny with 2 ass-holes.
SEX TEACHER:- 1 drop of 'Sperm' is equal to 100 drops of blood..STUDENT:- To fir Miss aap hamara Khoon kyon chusti ho, Direct Lund Chuso na..! ;-)
1 girl: agar me car k niche aajau to, 1mnth no college 2 girl: me truck k niche ajau, 2mnths no college. Boy: tum mere niche aajao, 9 mnths no college.
Seeing his Wifes Nude Picture hangng at Art Galary,He askd DID U REALLY POSE 4 DAT? Wife:R u mad,of course not.He painted it from his sharp memory..
Manmohan or Laalu nadi me naha rahe the, Manmohan dubne lage to usne Lalu ka LUND pakad liya, Lalu:-Bhosdi k tairna seekh le SONIYA k sath hota to dub jata.
Husband climbs to bed naked. Wife:I have fever. Husband: I know that, So I've powdered my penis with crocin. U want 2 take it orally or as injection?
Gupt rog or sex samasya se pareshani ka ilaaj niche padhiye...
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aale gupt Rogi,
Aaj tak tu chhupata rha lekin aakhir pakda gya na.!
Boy & girl playing hide & seek. Girl sends SMS:
agar tumne mujhe dhoond liya to hum sex karenge.
Agar nahi
dhunda to main store mein hi chhupi rahungi!
Class teacher ne students se 'MY CLASS TEACHER' pe 10 line likhne ko kaha.
Thodi der bad 1 student uthkar pucha: sir,'bhosdi wale' ko english me kya kahte hai?
Pota : dadaji ye condom kya hota hai?
Dadaji:Chal bhag nalayak,mujhe nahi pata
Pota:Me janta tha buddhe,tujhe pata hota to aaj jaaydaad ke 14 tukde nhi hote..
'LAVDE' AUR 'BEWDE' ME KYA $IMILARITY HAI?
DONO 'TIGHT' HONE KE BAAD 'ZOOMTE' HAI,
AUR 'KHADDE' MEIN GIRTE HAI.
AUR PHIR 'ULTI' KAR KE $O JAATE HAI;-)
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