Saturday, June 7, 2014

whatsapp Adult Non Veg SMS messages & Jokes

An UNFAITHFUL husband thinks of other women when he sleeps with his wife. A FAITHFUL husband thinks of his wife when he sleeps with other women


Frustrated Santa- Don't waste your money on Anti-wrinkle cream. I have been using it for 6 months & my balls still look like Walnuts...:p


A secretary got an expensive PEN as birthday gift from her boss. She sent her boss a 'Thank You' via SMS. The wife read the text and angrily shows her husband the message: Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks! Moral: Space is essential in every successful married life!!!


Sunny Leone is learning Hindi for Jism-2. Usey lagta hai ki Mahesh Bhatt uss se dialogue bulwayega!!

Agar ek Chinese ladki ki virginity chali jaye, to uska naam kya hoga ? . . . . . . Guess. . . . . . Guess . . . . . .'LEE HUI'..!!


Share Market mein Jab se laga hu.. Har din subah.. Secretary.. GirlFriend.. Dhoban.. Kamwali.. Padosan.. Samnewali.. Sab yehi puchti he Aaj CHADEGA kya...?

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