Saturday, June 7, 2014

Latest Adult Non Veg SMS messages & Jokes

Male v/s Female Brain. Female BRAIN Thinking 20% Jewelry 20% Shoping 20% Money 20% Enjoy 10% Fuck 10% Kitchen care. Male Brain 99% Fuck & 1% how 2 FUCK.


A girl asks her doctor how many calories are there in sperm ??? Doc. - "Believe me, if you can swallow, no one gives a fuck how fat you are !!!


Nawab Sahab Noukrani Se: Tum Begum Se Zyada Maza Deti Ho Naukrani: Ye To Badappan Hai Aapka Hazur, Saare Noukar toh Kehte Hai K Mujhse Zyada Begum Maza Deti Hai


Santa: When is your birthday? Banta: Next week, why? Santa: To gift you curtains.. I'm sick of seeing your wife giving you blowjobs ;) Banta: When is yours? Santa: April. Why? Banta: To gift you binoculars... So you can see who's wife it is. ;)

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