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Why did God give Women 10% more brains then Cows? So that when you Squeeze their Tits they have the presence of mind not to shit on you!Chote Ladke ka Lund khadakr
Aunty boli-Beta mere niche
Ched hai ise andar dalkr hilao
to mai Dairy Milk Dungi.
Ladka-aap ise Muh me lekr Chuso Choclet me dedunga.
Why girls are more hot thanBoys.
Coz,
Boys have 2 Zero watt bulbs & one 40 watt Tube.
Where as girls have two 500 Watt bulbs & one 3000 watt oven.
Bache Ne Chachi Ko VIAGRA Gift Ki
Aur Agle Din Pucha- Chachi Apko Gift Kaisa Laga.
Chachi- Salamat Raho Beta, Sari Raat TANGE UTHA K Dua Deti Rahi..!
Srdr ne Rly Rsrvation form me LING k jagah likha-
"6INCH"
Lady clerk: Ling kya likha hai? Kato isko
Srdr: Kitna?
Lady: Pura!
Srdr:Rahne do, Me BUS se jaunga.
Ek Aurat rikshe se giri to uski Saari upar ho gayi.
Fatafat uth kar boli: Dekhi meri furti?
Rikshaw wala:Ha Madam dekhi. Par hamare yaha isko"CHUT" Kehte hai.!
Thought for the day-
"Non Alcoholic beer is like A "Porn" movie playing on the radio-"!;-):-P
Teachr:sabse
zyada calcium
kis dudh me he?
Boy:16saal ki
ladki ki dudh me Q ki ispe muh
lagao to jism k
un hisso me V
jaan aajati he
jisme haddi nehi
hoti he!
Why Girl Do Not Keep Mobil in Upper Pocket?
Ans.>Vibration Can change Milk in to Lassi.
N also >Network is Not Found in Mountain Area..
If a MAN has NIPPLES in his hands, then WHAT will he have between his LEGS?.
.
.
BUCKET..
aur kya?
He is milking a COW."THINK CLEAN AT LEAST ONCE A DAY"
Aunty boli-Beta mere niche
Ched hai ise andar dalkr hilao
to mai Dairy Milk Dungi.
Ladka-aap ise Muh me lekr Chuso Choclet me dedunga.
Why girls are more hot thanBoys.
Coz,
Boys have 2 Zero watt bulbs & one 40 watt Tube.
Where as girls have two 500 Watt bulbs & one 3000 watt oven.
Bache Ne Chachi Ko VIAGRA Gift Ki
Aur Agle Din Pucha- Chachi Apko Gift Kaisa Laga.
Chachi- Salamat Raho Beta, Sari Raat TANGE UTHA K Dua Deti Rahi..!
Srdr ne Rly Rsrvation form me LING k jagah likha-
"6INCH"
Lady clerk: Ling kya likha hai? Kato isko
Srdr: Kitna?
Lady: Pura!
Srdr:Rahne do, Me BUS se jaunga.
Ek Aurat rikshe se giri to uski Saari upar ho gayi.
Fatafat uth kar boli: Dekhi meri furti?
Rikshaw wala:Ha Madam dekhi. Par hamare yaha isko"CHUT" Kehte hai.!
Thought for the day-
"Non Alcoholic beer is like A "Porn" movie playing on the radio-"!;-):-P
Teachr:sabse
zyada calcium
kis dudh me he?
Boy:16saal ki
ladki ki dudh me Q ki ispe muh
lagao to jism k
un hisso me V
jaan aajati he
jisme haddi nehi
hoti he!
Why Girl Do Not Keep Mobil in Upper Pocket?
Ans.>Vibration Can change Milk in to Lassi.
N also >Network is Not Found in Mountain Area..
If a MAN has NIPPLES in his hands, then WHAT will he have between his LEGS?.
.
.
BUCKET..
aur kya?
He is milking a COW."THINK CLEAN AT LEAST ONCE A DAY"
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