Saturday, June 7, 2014

whatsapp Adult Non Veg SMS messages & Jokes 2014-2015

New sexy secretary: To boss , muze roz kittne ghante baithna padega? Boss: Bagal ke cabin me 10 ghante, ya fir 10 minute mere ghante pe. Choice is your's


Ek ladka school bathroom me hand practice kar raha tha tabi Uski teacher aa gayi... ladka bola mam aapki umra Bohot lambi hai 100 saal jiyogi mam.. ..


Ek ladki apni saheli se : Aajkal Ladke itni dheeli pants Pahente hain ki pata hi nahi Chalta ki hamein dekh kar Kaisa "FEEL" kar rahe hain...?


Santa enters home Wife sitting on sofa in skirt not wearing Panty. She spreads her legs. Santa stares at the spot. Wife smiles: "Aise kya Dekh rahe ho! Panty nahi pehni hai." Santa: "Tune to Daraa hi diya. Mujhe laga Sofa Phat gaya hai !!


An innocent girl asked her boyfriend "Who is Sunny Leone??" He replied,"She is the female version of Sunny Deol with 'dhai dhai kilos' at the 'proper places'

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