Adult Non Veg whatsapp messages & Jokes 2014-2015

Neta Gaon Ke Ek Ghar Me Jakar, Ek Aurat Se Bola:- Ab Hum Aa Gaye Hain Ab VIKAAS Hoga.. Aurat: Pichhli Bar Bhi Tumne Yehi Kaha Tha... Per MUNNI Hui Thi..!!


Gal: ystrday I came to ur house wid a rakhi y dint u let me tie it? Boy : ajeeb zabrdasti hai Tomrw if I'll come to ur house with a condom wil u hv sex wid me?


Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena. Shopkeeper: White hi kyun? Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.


Bra to support boobs is understandable But What r panties for? Bcoz The Municipal Law states that all man-holes must be covered, when not in use !


Condoms are like parents... they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.....

Latest Adult Non Veg SMS messages & Jokes

Male v/s Female Brain. Female BRAIN Thinking 20% Jewelry 20% Shoping 20% Money 20% Enjoy 10% Fuck 10% Kitchen care. Male Brain 99% Fuck & 1% how 2 FUCK.


A girl asks her doctor how many calories are there in sperm ??? Doc. - "Believe me, if you can swallow, no one gives a fuck how fat you are !!!


Nawab Sahab Noukrani Se: Tum Begum Se Zyada Maza Deti Ho Naukrani: Ye To Badappan Hai Aapka Hazur, Saare Noukar toh Kehte Hai K Mujhse Zyada Begum Maza Deti Hai


Santa: When is your birthday? Banta: Next week, why? Santa: To gift you curtains.. I'm sick of seeing your wife giving you blowjobs ;) Banta: When is yours? Santa: April. Why? Banta: To gift you binoculars... So you can see who's wife it is. ;)

Latest Adult Non Veg SMS messages & Jokes 2014

After a Certain Age, Men & Women Become like Christmas Trees . . The BALLS & BELLS are only for DECORATION . . . Enjoy your age before its too late..


Dad: Ek zamaana tha jab mein 10 Rs mein Doodh pee ke aata tha. Son: Woh zamaane gaye daddy. Aajkal toh 10 rs mein koi dikhati bhi nahi hai


Hum gaye use manane k liye.. Wo khafa achi lagi,to humne khafa rehne diya. MEANING: Is sher me shayar apni mehbooba se indirectly keh rha hai... "MAA CHUDA"

Teacher: Samasya aur Chunauti kya h? Studnt: 1bistar,Teen ladke, ek ladki ye h samasya ek bistar,teen ladkiya, ek ladka ye hai chunauti